How Beastlike Are You?! Do you often feel alone in the world? Left-out? Or like no one understands you?? Well, this may be because you’re not human… Who knows? You may be a decedent of a cliff-tunneling, man-eating lineage (…which would make you quite a beast!). But then, much like the Stillborns, you may exhibit beastlike behavior (…which would make you, well, beastlike!)… Would you like to know just how beastlike you are?? Take the quiz below and find out! How are you in social settings? “I’m a loner, man, all the way.” “I may say, ‘Hey’, and then keep moving.” “I may stop and hang, but I do more listening than speaking.” “Are you kidding me?? I do most of the chatting!” None Are you afraid of the dark? “What?? I’ve NEVER been afraid.” “Well, after I watch a scary movie, I am a little bit.” “This fear is something I’m working on, okay?! Next question, please.” “Put it like this, I sleep with the lights on.” None If you were told a horde of cannibals was terrorizing the center of your town, you would… “…dive under your bed!” “…dial every contact in your phone, make certain they’re alright, and then dive under your bed!” “…dash to the scene to see if you can help, but dart into the nearest alleyway if it started chasing you!” “…snatch-up a stick and help fight it off!” None If an older member of your family handed you a rusted sword and promised they’d only explain what it was used for once you got older, you would… “…return it to them without delay!” “…toss it into the nearest closet and forget about it.” “…ask to see a genealogy book.” “…demand they tell you about it now!” None If you were trekking through a dark, wooded area crawling with cannibals, what/who MUST you have by your side? “A sharpened sword…” “A loaded rifle…” “Ethan Stillborn…” “A heavy pipe…” None If someone placed a steamy plate of rabbit meat on the table in front of you, you’d… “...stand up and walk away.” “…remind your server you’re a vegetarian and then ask for something else.” “…taste it because it couldn’t be too different than chicken!” “…wolf it down, of course! Why, is there a law against this??” None If you saw your city/town mayor dabbing the corner of his/her mouth with a red-spattered handkerchief while strolling down the driveway of a random house in your neighborhood one evening, you’d… “…pass by as though you didn’t see him/her and dart home.” “…presume he/she was a cannibal (…and then dart home)!” “…follow him/her to see where he/she is going next.” “…ask him/her why the handkerchief is red-spattered.” None Do you stand-up for people who can’t do so for themselves? “No sir, you mind your own business.” “Well, you’d do what you could to help if you’d gained the chance to do it.” “You monitor the situation and then call for help if needed.” “No question – you dash right in there to defend them!” None Have you ever become good at something suddenly but then was uncertain how it happened? “Well, you’re good at everything… so, next question.” “Well, you did notice you’d become good at something except you quit to hang-out with your friends more often.” “Yes, you became good at something except it was through a ton of practice. In fact, practice is the way you almost always become good at something (…and you’d better not lose points for this!)...” “Yes, you became good at something once and never understood how it happened or what it meant.” None If an enormous, invisible creature called a Soulstorm banged on your rooftop and/or exterior walls, and chunks of your ceiling fell and smashed against the floor around you, you’d… “Find a cellar and throw yourself into a corner.” “Dart to a nearby window and see what it is.” “Slip through a safe exit and sprint into an open area.” “Slip through a safe exit and hide in a wooded area.” None Stillborn may not be your last name, but… “…you’d change your last name to Stillborn if it granted you extraordinary talents!” “…that’s alright because you can still pretend your last name was Stillborn just in case you needed to help the Beast Boys out!” “…wait a second… Stillborn is your last name! Ha, go figure!” “…that’s alright because you believe the name Shwarts is closer to your real last name anyway.” None Of the five senses, which is your most trusted? “Sight… You could spot a cannibal lurking through the murkiest of timbers.” “Hearing… If leaves and sticks crunch somewhere behind you, you’d know about it first.” “Touch… With your eyes closed, you’d know the difference between a furry, forest-dwelling beast and your uncle’s hairy feet.” “Taste… Once you tasted it, you’d know whether it was a home-cooked rabbit or not!” “Smell… Both cannibal and morning breath may seem similar, but you know the difference!” None Select Each Box That Applies: Danger has a certain flavor, and I can often taste before it comes My sense of direction is pretty good and I can often tell where I am at any given time When I walk into new places, I often take mental pictures of my surroundings Sometimes, I do what's harder and less popular because it's the right thing to do I try to protect my family and friends from harm even when they don't know that I am Something about the night brings out the real person in everyone, including me Sometimes, I know something's wrong by the way people move and act and not what they say If solving a mystery leads to any type of adventure, I find another mystery to solve When I smell bad after team sports or a long day, that's beastlike to me! Campfire stores are better when told indoors alongside a lamp than outdoors under the moon Because mother nature doesn't walk and talk like an actual person, there's no need for me to respect her Sometimes I feel stronger when I'm alone than when I'm surrounded by people Time's up
